Tag : Conservatives

Tag: Conservatives

Who gains from Rishi’s ‘long-term’ thinking? Not the planet, not the north … not even him | Marina Hyde

‘Let Rishi be Rishi’, is the new Tory catchphrase. So far, that seems to be code for ‘let Britain be rubbish’ – and Suella Braverman is circling Continue reading...

The hapless Gillian Keegan had one thing right: this is a nation ruled by arse-sitters | Marina Hyde

As the education secretary is finding out, to be a Tory minister is to spend the bulk of your time cleaning up your own party’s messes Continue reading...

I have urgent safety concerns for Rishi Sunak’s government. Could we not shut it down for a bit? | Marina Hyde

School buildings closed at the 11th hour, banned knives banned again and a new job for Shapps? Clearly it’s time for an intervention Continue reading...

The good folk of Mid Beds appear to be missing an active MP. Where is Nadine Dorries? | Marina Hyde

The former culture secretary has moved on, and is now an all-round entertainer. But she is still a member of parliament Continue reading...

Welcome to Rishi-land: barren of attractions, bar a wavering chorus of ‘at least we’re not Labour’ | Marina Hyde

As cartoonish ministers posture with their pseudopolicies, Mickey Mouse is looking positively statesmanlike Continue reading...

The tide is coming in fast on Rishi Sunak – and it’s full of sewage | Marina Hyde

The prime minister’s pledges to transform the country look about as rock steady as Thames Water’s balance sheets Continue reading...

Are Tory MPs as deluded as Boris Johnson? It’s a tough act to follow, but they’re doing their best | Marina Hyde

Why accept responsibility for enabling their old boss when they could carry on his grand tradition of denial and avoidance? Continue reading...

Sad, confused, deluded: spare a thought for the friends of Boris Johnson at this difficult time | Marina Hyde

Things may look dark but his acolytes are determined to go down fighting. And, true to type, he is determined to let them Continue reading...

Boris Johnson says he will bypass Cabinet Office and send WhatsApp messages directly to Covid inquiry – as it happened

Former PM says he will provide unredacted messages directly to the inquiry in letter to Lady Hallett Continue reading...

For a prime minister who phoned it in, Boris Johnson is having a lot of trouble handing over one mobile | Marina Hyde

Conveniently, the device he used most during the pandemic cannot be switched on due to security reasons Continue reading...

Make way for Westminster’s biggest celebrity: Suella ‘three points’ Braverman | Marina Hyde

Was the Dua Lipa of SW1 too famous to join an online speed awareness course with the plebs? In her own mind, at least Continue reading...

Pity the MPs who hate the London bubble and its elites – but just can’t leave them behind | Marina Hyde

The decaying parliament building – and the hypocrisy of those who should be fixing it – says a lot about a nation that’s seen better days Continue reading...

Who better to sing old Brexit tunes than the Tories’ overhyped new act? Step forward, Kemi Badenoch | Marina Hyde

As the bonfire of EU laws turned into another damp squib, a desperate party was pushing the business secretary as its voice of reason Continue reading...